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Old 02-12-2015   #226
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Re: 14th annual 2014 BRP Trip After Labor Day Trip

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I mean, do we really want to spend mile after mile trapped behind 15MPH parades of people with "show me your tits" stickers on their chrome WWII style Nazi helmets, carting ++++ Size XXXL Zombie Biker Chicks, looking like sunburned Hippopotomi slathered in Udder Butter sun tan lotion, jiggling like baked Jello in their green tube tops and exposed thongs, stretched like the last remnant of a raccoon intestine between two starving Coyotes?
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Old 02-12-2015   #227
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Re: 14th annual 2014 BRP Trip After Labor Day Trip

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We have survived for 10 years now with thunder in the valley it's not a big deal unless you ride through Cherokee and other areas with a bunch of motels and hotels!
WOW!! Really? It must have been a bust because when we checked around there were plenty of vacancies-- and the Valley Inn was pretty much empty.
AHA!! I checked-- last year IT WAS an entire week later.
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Old 02-12-2015   #228
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Re: 14th annual 2014 BRP Trip After Labor Day Trip

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WOW!! Really? It must have been a bust because when we checked around there were plenty of vacancies-- and the Valley Inn was pretty much empty.
AHA!! I checked-- last year IT WAS an entire week later.

My bad then about last year, I thought the rain scared everyone away but most years it seems that event is happening there when we are down there
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Old 02-13-2015   #229
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Re: 14th annual 2014 BRP Trip After Labor Day Trip

That would probably kill any group discount I had hoped for-- if anything, he will raise the rates! And the place will be crawling with baked Jello, Udder Butter basted, Hippopotami sized, zombie biker chicks!
Damn!
But-- we'll see!
maybe there'll be a huge downpour opening night and they'll all get stuck at the rally-- in the mud, like brontosaurus in the tar pits!
Then, a baking sun will dry the mud, cementing them all in place as bucket brigades are formed-- transporting foot long Subway sandwiches to the site while ZZ Top look alikes whip out their Willie D signature buck knives and chip furiously away at the encasing mud. Somewhere in the crowd-- someone yells: " Hey-- Red Dog! Know anyone with a front loader?"
I can only hope!
(Doesn't that make BRMC also at risk?)
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Old 02-17-2015   #230
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Boob, you are the greatest. You need to start a blog. Boob's Moto Travel Rant. Everything you write is pure gold.
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Old 02-18-2015   #231
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Old 02-18-2015   #232
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Re: 14th annual 2014 BRP Trip After Labor Day Trip

I agree Greg between Bob and Bill we have some great commentary here!
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