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Old 12-21-2007   #16
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Re: All my bikes are for sale.

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You will notice that none of the actual racers took him serious... they never do.
Only the racers??? I got a different impression

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Old 12-21-2007   #17
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Only the racers??? I got a different impression


SHHHHH, Little Mikey might be listening, wouldnt want to hurt anyone's feelings now would ya.
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Old 12-21-2007   #18
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SHHHHH, Little Mikey might be listening, wouldnt want to hurt anyone's feelings now would ya.
You're lucky I'm such an A-hole, otherwise I might get offended
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Old 12-21-2007   #19
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.........I have not yet got a Moto GP contract, so I am selling all my stuff. I'm tired of wasting my time.

Will trade for a really nice Badminton set or some LaCrosse gear.


So, are you thinking goin pro? Maybe the Fastracquet series. Mintontraxx is another popular option but there are some really high strung players there.

If your really good, you might could check out the IBA (International Badinton Association) for some factory sponsorship and maybe a contract.

Surf around on some of the boards before you buy though. You can't just get any racquet off the street and be competitive. Some key points to look for........

1. Get a whatever racquet has the most "r" in the name (ie. Victor Inside Wave R1100rrrr). The more r's, the faster they swing.

2. Then you can go from there trickin it out. Don't go with full synthetic strings until you've used it 3-4 times though. Mix full grain and faux leather on the grip.

3. Don't forget handle sliders in case you go down, these "pro" models aren't cheap to replace.

PM me if I can help you get started.

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Old 12-21-2007   #20
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2003 Duc Monster, 2003 CRF 450, 2006 Husky SMR 450

All for sale.... I have not yet got a Moto GP contract, so I am selling all my stuff. I'm tired of wasting my time.

Will trade for a really nice Badminton set or some LaCrosse gear.



Shakenbake...you aren't talented enough to play with a Lacrosse stick. The only stick you are playing with is Lizard's. Why don't you two go behind the pit walls and play with each other? You sound like a pretty insecure person! You should hang it up! Sell that bike to somebody who can actually do something with it you "Never will be" .

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Old 12-21-2007   #21
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Q: What do you call a stoner epileptic?

A: Shake and Bake
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Old 12-21-2007   #22
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How about I just come TAKE ALL of it off your hands and I'll let you call me Daddy
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Old 12-21-2007   #23
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One day in the jungle, Lizard climbs up a tree and find Monkey sitting on a branch, smoking some weed. Lizard asks him for some but Monkey keeps saying

"No, you’re a lightweight, it’ll go straight to your head."

But eventually after some pestering, Monkey gives Lizard some of the weed. after smoking for a bit, Lizard starts to get a bit thirsty, being a lightweight and all, so he goes down to the lake to get a drink.

While he’s down at the lake, he sees Alligator who asks him where he’s been, as he seems a bit high. Lizard tells Alligator he’s been up in the tree smoking with Monkey, so Alligator goes up to ask Monkey if he can have any.

So as Monkey’s sitting there, high as a kite, waiting for Lizard to get back, he sees Alligator coming

"What The!!" yells Monkey, "How much freakin’ water did you drink?"

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Old 12-21-2007   #24
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I now officially no longer have the little Super Sherpa. I just rode it for the last time a few minutes ago, all of the way up the ramp into the truck that is hauling it to Austin, TX.

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Old 12-21-2007   #25
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One day in the jungle, Lizard climbs up a tree and find Monkey sitting on a branch, smoking some weed. Lizard asks him for some but Monkey keeps saying

"No, you’re a lightweight, it’ll go straight to your head."

But eventually after some pestering, Monkey gives Lizard some of the weed. after smoking for a bit, Lizard starts to get a bit thirsty, being a lightweight and all, so he goes down to the lake to get a drink.

While he’s down at the lake, he sees Alligator who asks him where he’s been, as he seems a bit high. Lizard tells Alligator he’s been up in the tree smoking with Monkey, so Alligator goes up to ask Monkey if he can have any.

So as Monkey’s sitting there, high as a kite, waiting for Lizard to get back, he sees Alligator coming

"What The!!" yells Monkey, "How much freakin’ water did you drink?"

Don't make jokes about the monkey, you don't wanna offend the monkey on this forum. He can be a baaaaaaaaaaaaad monkey
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Old 12-21-2007   #26
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SHHHHH, Little Mikey might be listening, wouldnt want to hurt anyone's feelings now would ya.
Me? I'm German, please explain what feelings are?
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Old 12-21-2007   #27
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Me? I'm German, please explain what feelings are?
That's ok Jelli Bean...Germans don't have feelings anymore. They got theirs crushed about 62 years ago.
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Old 12-21-2007   #28
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That's ok Jelli Bean...Germans don't have feelings anymore. They got theirs crushed about 62 years ago.
That's the nice thing about not having feelings, they can't be crushed
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Old 12-21-2007   #29
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I have a badminton set (one racket is bent in half and has strands of swamp grass from being retrieved out of a pond). Pro series - full carbon head with titanium shaft. Only used once by Gibernau. Thought he could post a challenge for Rossi but still had his ass beat.
Sete last seen heading to Wal-Mart to pick up ping pong table to challenge Forrest Gump. Soon may be able to pick that one up cheap too.
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Old 12-22-2007   #30
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You're lucky I'm such an A-hole
Damn Mike I never thought you'd admit it!!
Maybe if you'd quit hanging around that douchebag Rob things would improve!!
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