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Old 12-28-2010   #1
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Happy 94th Birthday, Bob.

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Old 12-28-2010   #2
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Re: Damn Liberals

Bob is looking great for his age!

Happy B-day Boob!
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Old 12-28-2010   #3
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Now, we all know he's only 84!!!

(Happy Birthday, Bob)
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Old 12-28-2010   #4
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Happy b-day
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Old 12-28-2010   #5
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Re: Damn Liberals

He's still pretty spry for a old guy, I hope I'm just alive at that age. I think we should all chip in and get him some Depends, nothing worse than weeing in your racing suit, well I guess there is one thing worse.


HAPPY B-DAY BOOBSTER!





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Old 12-28-2010   #6
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Re: Damn Liberals

I'm thinking he needs a new supply of Quaalude "714"'s There has been a few times

I've been around him when he wasn't taking his meds not pretty but his problem solving skills are at there highest level!!

So the perfect gift for the boobster would be a case of depends with a side ludes and throw in a pack of smokes
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Old 12-28-2010   #7
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Happy Birthday!
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Old 12-28-2010   #8
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Thanks (???) for the wishes.
If you get me Quaaaludes, I won't need the depends. With Quaaaludes, I won't really care!

I just started texting. So, if any of you get a text message, I thought I'd better let you know what my abbreviations mean:

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CGIP: Can't get IT up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
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Happy Birthday
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Happy birthday Bob! If you get some ludes save some for me. I understand that you make quite a traffic cop with motor homes
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Happy 39th Bobby!
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Happy 21st birthday, Bob!

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Re: Damn Liberals

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Thanks (???) for the wishes.
If you get me Quaaaludes, I won't need the depends. With Quaaaludes, I won't really care!

I just started texting. So, if any of you get a text message, I thought I'd better let you know what my abbreviations mean:

CGIP: Can't get IT up
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
PIMP: Pooped in my pants
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
Why do we need to know these things? Especially the first one!
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Old 12-30-2010   #14
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Why do we need to know these things? Especially the first one!

Just prepping you. Someday, you're going to need that info.

HEY!! Thanks everyone-- really appreciate the birthday wishes!
I'm a dyslexic 36 and enjoying every minute.
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Old 12-30-2010   #15
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I'm Late!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday!!!
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